offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

Monkey boy

He got a booty. He got a body. He cute. He hot. He kinda looks like a monkey tho. But who fucking cares anyway.

Momkey boy is very cool. I saw monkey boy yesterday

by Very Slippery Dick October 30, 2018

Monkey piece

Dick penis cock

Lloyd has a monkey piece that drives all the bitches crazy !
You should have seen dude's monky piece !

by Tha ROOSTER March 10, 2019

Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

autizmo monkey

Someone who is sped beyond comprehension.

Example 1

Bert: Haa heehaa heehee boogers be yummy ooo mmm mmm mmmm yummy yummy yummy

Connor: Shut the fuck up you stupid ass autizmo monkey.

Example 2

Jake: Yo, there's 3 squads fighting at the congonguous building in the distance, I'ma go rush them

Steve: Ay bro, don't be an autizmo monkey pushing 3 squads.

by Papa Muey December 16, 2022

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023

Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey.

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022