THE KNOCKER
you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
Get the Types of Kissesmug. The slang term for placing your lips against any area of skin, and blowing. When performed against the skin of another person, it is often a form of tickling.
The Raspberry kiss is often done directly on the tip of the clitoris. This causes an intense vibration against the area.
The Raspberry kiss is often done directly on the tip of the clitoris. This causes an intense vibration against the area.
Careful, I might tie you down and give you little raspberry kisses until you’re squealing like a giggly little baby.
by Ticklechambers March 1, 2023
Get the Raspberry Kissmug. by Lille gubbi October 22, 2019
Get the The kissing daymug. by Ty Ty Blev February 22, 2025
Get the Taavi’s Kissmug. National kiss day is September 13
So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship
Single or taken kiss someone
So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship
Single or taken kiss someone
by Dntgnf September 11, 2021
Get the National kiss daymug. When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.
I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...
by MufasaLY April 3, 2020
Get the Hershey's Kissmug. by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023
Get the Tool Kissmug.