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James Payton Payne

Sex; Fuck Boy
Species; Toxic
Sign; Red Flag 🚩
One might define James Payton Payne as the scum between toes. Other define this person as A Chronic Irritation that develops in your youth and flares up frequently throughout the rest of your life.
When a man cheats on you for 10 months and you find out about it in front of the football team, don’t cause a scene, do this instead…say
“He pulled a James Payton Payne on me.” And sleep with all his friends.
by PettyRepublican0323 January 4, 2022
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James

James is a very sexy man. He will have your back if you have his. He gets all the shawtys.
Wow is that James. 10/10 would smash!
by YungCuzSwaggfacebaby October 7, 2021
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James Cowley

James Cowley is a walking manifestation of filth and grime, his unkempt appearance an affront to even the most relaxed standards of hygiene. Greasy, tangled hair hung lankly around his sallow face, which was riddled with pockmarks and acne scars. His beady eyes were small and pig-like, set deep into his flesh and almost lost in the folds of his swollen eyelids.

His clothes were ragged and torn, barely clinging to his emaciated frame. They were stained with mud, blood, and who knew what other bodily fluids. The stench of his unwashed body was overpowering, a sour mixture of sweat, urine, and decay that seemed to follow him like a cloud.

He spoke with a thick, guttural accent that made his words hard to understand. His voice was hoarse and wheezing, as if he had been chain-smoking for decades. He had a nasty habit of spitting when he talked, sending flecks of saliva flying in all directions.

His behavior was as foul as his appearance. He had a quick temper and a mean streak a mile wide. He was prone to violence, lashing out at anyone who crossed him. He was a liar and a cheat, willing to do whatever it took to get ahead.

In short, he was a dirty pig of a human, the kind of person that made you want to scrub your skin raw after just being in his presence.
James Cowley what a scumbag or should i say cumbag
by Harmonica111 May 11, 2023
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James

A chill guy thats backpack is like a black hole. It has infinite things.
That black hole is James backpack
by Mr. Eli October 27, 2022
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James

a well rounded really buff kid who tries to be nice from people but ends up robbing them and abusing drugs
It was James again.
by PxssyDestroyerX July 13, 2019
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james

He is the best person you will ever meet and he will treat you like a princess and he is so protective. if you ever manage to get a James never let him go because you will instantly regret it. you'll thank me later and also i love you James forever and always :)
Sarah: he's good looking Ella: he's clearly a James
by person who loves their ex :) September 14, 2021
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James Bowie Student Council

The voice of the student body at James Bowie Highschool in Arlington, Texas
Did you know that James Bowie Student Council

runs most of the events at our school?
by pp powered cum October 29, 2022
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