i dont know

What people say when they don't know something. The last thing someone will tell you after giving you previous wrong answers.

Me: hey what time is it? Person: its 12:00. Me: Really? Person: I dont know...

by William C. June 16, 2004

I am groot

I am groot i am groot I am groot i am groot

I am groot

by AdamdaAlienface June 11, 2019

i love tamzin

She is the most amzing girl in the whole intire world! you hurt her..... i hurt your face. You are real lucky if you get to be her friend. and if you do dont through it away. love her with all my heart..... bestest friend forever!!

Tamzin: hey
Amber: hiii
Tamzin: i love you
Amber: i love tamzin

by amberwadderz November 23, 2010

shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.

2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted

by fruitermelon January 16, 2010

I can the power

An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.

Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"

Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"

by Eddoblah August 16, 2010

I am bored what should i type?

When someone is so bored that their brain pretty much melts and they don't know what to search so they just the computer what to search and they don't even realize that they have searched something.

an example of what I am bored what should i type? means is: The girl was so bored that her brain nearly melted and asked the computer what to search and then she realized she just searched something

by LivingDictionary101 August 21, 2018

I want to die

Get a therapist if you have said this in your life.

Person 1: I want to die
Person 2: Don't?

by SliceOfPi3 March 10, 2021