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THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

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Boat Fucking

It's when you fuck boats. What did you think

Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"

Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."

Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"

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It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

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the act of having sexual intercourse while in shape of an X. Seen mostly in hardcore porn videos.

He was cross fucking me last night. My pussy never bleed so much since then

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when someone says something that really gets you there and you cant say anything back to defend yourself

marla: youre a dumb whore
hana: hey!
marla: yeah get fucking gotted

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When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic

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When you are headshoting people in Fortnite while getting a little bit of dick.

Dude in LA today I was Snipe Fucking and the teacher did not even know.

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