The Magoo effect

The clumsiness that results from wearing glasses that leave an area of peripheral vision out of focus or unseen. It may also cause slight vertigo.

I tripped over the damn cat this morning, due to the Magoo Effect of my new specticles.

by chromerzoner November 27, 2011

The Soulmate Effect

No matter how dismal or down you are you talk to this one person and they either make you feel better or stand right next to you until you are through your struggle.

I couldn't have made it through that awkward week with that weird theater carny caravan without that counter balance of The Soulmate Effect over the phone.

by Mostinterestingman on the rock December 18, 2011

After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.

My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012

The Sasquatch Effect

Having a frustratingly itchy ass due to a mass amount of hair in the lower region.

Dude1: "Why do you keep squirming?"

Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"

Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."

by Pink Harmonica February 23, 2011

Daisy Effect

The categorization of a female in which she has a hot body but fucked face. Similar to "shrimp", often used as a code word between the boiz.

Man that chicks good from far, but far from good
mate.. just call it the daisy effect

by Anonononomom July 26, 2011

Sheen effect

The sudden realization that society is holding you back from the fun things in life. Usually followed up with a sheen rant.

See Charlie Sheen for example of the sheen effect.

by pppppppppppppderppppppppppppie August 22, 2011

The Caulin Davis Effect

The product of including someone in your band, only to realize shortly that your band now sucks horribly. Symptoms include excessively being made fun of, the odd desire to add two-stepping to all your performances, frequently getting the stinkeye from others, or just sucking all together.

Woah man, why is it every band that this guy is in sucks?

That, my friend, is The Caulin Davis Effect at work.

by trololwut October 27, 2011