When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.
Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!
by Swaggatroniousrex January 26, 2015
Get the cheese dog mug.An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.
Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
Get the stripper dog mug.A dog run is a leisurely walk or jog that you use as an excuse to go to people's houses (usually friends) to pet their dogs. Depending in circumstance one may buy dog treats to appeal to the dog which leads to the owner admitting you to their house.
by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow June 30, 2018
Get the Dog Run mug.I'm sorry but I felt he really deserved to be dogged off like a pro. Maybe he should grab his leash while he's out there and I can take him for a walk, considering how badly I dogged him off?
by Ryanfuss January 1, 2011
Get the Dogging Off mug.ah shit, that girl totally saw me eye dog her through those bushes. should've been wearing my ray bans
by rootbrew July 7, 2011
Get the Eye dog mug.1. Someone who is the leader of the pack
2. A meth runner for any white drug organization
3. The baddest mother and just an all round sick cunt.
2. A meth runner for any white drug organization
3. The baddest mother and just an all round sick cunt.
1. "Where we off too?" " dunno, just follow disco dog"
2. "Them darn niggas keep stealing our meth!... id better call disco dog"
3. I wish i was like disco dog
2. "Them darn niggas keep stealing our meth!... id better call disco dog"
3. I wish i was like disco dog
by patricio del torro October 8, 2014
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