21 december

National Chug Day: You have to drink every single drink as fast as possible, you get slapped if you don't.

boy 1: *slaps*

boy 2: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!??

boy 1: its 21 december dawg

by urreallyrealdad September 12, 2022

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Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022

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December

Destroy Dick December

the month where u can beat ur dick an infinite amount.

Why are u beating so much?

Bro its december.

by تايسون November 1, 2022

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No Rub December

Where girls can’t touch/rub them selfs like NNN but for girls

Yo Sarah guess what!
What do you want Dave?
It’s No rub December!

by RedsPanda November 1, 2022

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if you were born on this day i officially declare u a winner at life. people born on this day are mature, funny and intelligent people. these people do not care if you are criticizing them and will power through it. so back off.

when’s your birthday

december 16th why
oh you wanna be best friends
yeah sure

by Hiiabigoof November 1, 2022

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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

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