The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

by Tash3456 April 22, 2011

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.
Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
by Old cake May 13, 2013

by STL Gal April 7, 2021

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it
by Loveniggers February 3, 2018
