Goldie Cocks

A female that samples multi peni to find her perfect vaginal fit .

Ahhhhh that Charlie is a right Goldie Cocks , she's tried Tom, Dick and Harry, but turns out Craig's was jusssssssst right.

by fallyscouse November 21, 2015

midget cock

n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.

Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!

by OriginalProfanity May 12, 2015

cock goggles

As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"

Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.

by BABABHOOSH June 16, 2010

cock piano

The act of when Tim watson violently attacks a keyboard or piano with his relatively small penis resulting In a melody

Wana show me your cock piano skills

by Cock piano October 1, 2017

Cock Steal

when a group of women go after one man and in the end only on of the women steals the mans dick from the other women.

Wow i cannot believe Jessica, she is such a cock steal.

by Mr FSU April 11, 2009

Flying cock

The act of two heterosexual men sitting side by side in public when it is more practical to sit across from each other.

James and Ted received strange looks when they were flying cock during happy hour.

by Gallagher69 January 13, 2017

Cock Harpies

(1) Two women, with open mouths (typically on their knees but not required if you are wearing stilts), fighting for a protein reward. Squawking possible, or better.
(2) Any woman who is treating your penis like a worm.

"Hey man, you should've seen the threesome I had last night." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, I've never seen such hungry cock harpies."

--One possible scenario!

by Squash McDouglas October 16, 2009