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Beans

Pillar and role model for JTSO, slangs the biggest schlong of them all
Yo Beans, swordfight?
by EDEN YEGAH January 20, 2022
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bean soaker

Someone who soaks bean before they cook them.
Girl 1: "I head john soaks his beans before he cooks them!"

Girl 2: "Wow what a bean soaker"
by NickTheKick March 18, 2022
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Red Bean Rocket

The sexual act of inserting a twizzler or liquorice into a woman's annus and having her pushing it out into the tip of the male penis
Hey baby I got some red vines want to get freaky and do the red bean rocket
by Moonshot November 7, 2025
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saggy bean

A bean shaped vagina, that smells like peas.
"The girl I slept with had a saggy bean"
"Wow that's not common"
by Lolingbean August 2, 2016
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mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition
i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.
by crackwh0r3 November 14, 2020
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Stuffed Bean

Being filled with high amounts of cum to the point of discomfort
Hey dude! Isn't Samantha so attractive? I just wanna make her a stuffed bean!
by Nugg Boy May 21, 2019
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Bean Bag

A sweet, squishy, lovely sweetheart of a being. Loveable and lovely. Cutie to the max.
Omg this puppy! What a Bean Bag!
by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025
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