Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.
by Jathi February 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.
The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
Get the No simp Valentine'smug. Bipazod.
Guy 1: "You hear that bipa got with a 13 year old on discord and he also plays roblox and has a RobloxYT?"
Guy 2: "How old is he?"
Guy 1: "About 21."
Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"
Guy 2: "How old is he?"
Guy 1: "About 21."
Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"
by Duhlamino February 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.
Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.
Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020
Get the Simpmug.