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Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
by ThighGlider December 18, 2019
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Daffodil kiss

Oh shit I want to give that girl a daffodil kiss
by HinBootz November 24, 2018
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slipping dog kisses

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.
Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.
by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014
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A Hershey’s kiss

When a male or female partner applies shit on their lips and then start sucking your dick
My wife Mary gave me a Hershey’s kiss last week
by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025
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Kiss

Kiss is when people touch to lips together a
when they in LOVE so dont kiss if in 6 above
DONT KISS 6 ABOVE KIDS
by Wussup ki March 5, 2021
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eskimo kissing

when your to prude to kiss a guy you would rather use your nose instead, a sniff may take place in this operation
Anthony and Gabbie we eskimo kissing on the ride home from Blake's
by onmychest101 November 20, 2013
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National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
by Do-or-die January 9, 2024
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