Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

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tjem moment

When someone misspells a sentence.

John: tahts teh littel bastasrd oevr tehre

Joe: tjem moment

by qazsedcftgbhujmkol. February 15, 2021

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whoop moment

a good moment that makes you say "whoop whoop"

"yo i got free ice cream"
"whoop whoop"

"i got into harvard"
"thats a whoop moment"

by gndetta July 11, 2022

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Bruh Moment

The sex position of which your partner stands on a stepping stool to give you a blow job

Person 1: Jenny gave me the old "Bruh Moment" last night
Person 2: Grandpa, mom died 2 years ago

by meesajarjarbinks May 24, 2020

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nigga moment

A nigga moment is something you do not want to be around cause you will get your ass knocked the fuck out.

"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT MAN"- Chris Trucker
Definition-A nigga moment harsh but friendly.

by jeff pang chang July 16, 2023

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That split-second in which you realize whatever you or your friend is attempting is going to fail. In a hilarious fashion.

Originally comes from "This Is Going to Fail", abbreviated T.I.G.F. This, of course, is similar to Thank God It's Friday. Eventually, these inevitable instants were shortened to Friday Moments.

I had a total friday moment right before Michael tried to dive into the hot tub.

by PostGate86 August 20, 2010

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