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Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
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You is a simp nigga or you can say your a Kent
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When your Boss says, “if you still want this pussy your gonna have to follow it. Pack your bags bitch. We’re moving!
We’re gonna need a new 4th for our golf squad. Just lost another simp
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a word that was once special but tiktok faggots have ruined it
(stands for Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy)
Chad: wow oh boy that girl sure is cute
Tiktard: simp! haha u are simping hahahahaah!
by wkalc April 8, 2020
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Dudes that are named Chase are such simps
by iamkingg January 23, 2021
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when ur homie ditches you for a girl/boy
damn connor really be simping for his hoes
by tattertot simp city March 17, 2020
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