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john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden
John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"
by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019
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the meaning of John is a very ugly boy who has a crush on a fugly girl called Victoria who likes white strong boys dick from primary school
jOHN: I love u, Vicky
Victoria: I love u but I like white boys and there dicks two
by johns bruda May 27, 2019
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John hardy

A gay guy who sucks lots of penis fron the back
by Historian121 May 27, 2019
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James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!
Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
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Pulling a John

Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!
by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019
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John-Fakte/John-Behaviour

John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
by Verngris June 11, 2019
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John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. is an American professional wrestler, actor, and rapper. He is signed to WWE, where he appears for both the Raw and SmackDown brands.Cena was born and raised in West Newbury, Massachusetts. He moved to California in 1998, where he pursued a career as a bodybuilder before transitioning into professional wrestling in 1999 when he debuted for Ultimate Pro Wrestling (UPW). Cena soon signed with the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) in 2000, and was initially assigned to Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW).

In WWE, Cena gained industry fame after adopting a persona of a trash-talking rapper, and won his first singles title, the United States Championship, in 2004. The next year, Cena would win the WWE Championship for the first time. Following that, Cena's character transitioned into a "Superman-like" heroic figure, and subsequently led the company as its franchise player and public face for the next decade. Cena has headlined several major WWE pay-per-view events, closing the company's flagship annual event, WrestleMania, five times. He has also won several championships in his career, being a five-time United States Champion, a four-time world tag team champion, and a WWE record sixteen-time world champion.
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