Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro

Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro

by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022

John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work

Looks like he is a john day today

by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017

John F. Kennedy

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.

bro imagine being a John F. Kennedy.

by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023

John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018

John Big Mouth

(Also known as "BM")
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.

Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH

by applesaue September 20, 2025

indian johns

Indian Johns is an American media franchise based on the adventures of Dr. Henry Walton "Indian" Johns, Jr., a fictional professor of archaeology, that began in 1981 with the film Indian Johns : Traitors of the tossed bark

Holy shit it’s Indian Johns

by GucciLambchops December 6, 2021