green

Is a colour lol what else did you think

The hat is green u dockhead

by A indian August 19, 2021

Green G

A name for Marijuana. Often used instead of "weed" in places where the substance is still illegal in order to not alert cops.

"I smoked that green G yesterday and ended up flying through the galaxy".

by NOUSERNAMELEFT October 11, 2023

Green Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.

Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho

by Skebob August 19, 2025

Green

Boring, vanilla, soft, innocent

That person is really green

by Ghjllkjn July 10, 2018

green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.

Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!

by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024

green grum

That intangible “it” factor of something that is sweet for the soul

That guy moves with some sort of green grum. He’s more than smooth!

by CumPiler May 26, 2024

Green goblin

Sour four loko it will get you flying

Guy one: “I just drank two green goblins tonight
Guy two: now I gotta pick you up off the floor

by The crusader June 26, 2023