Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

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by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023

Butter the toast

Making a girl turned on and wet before having sex with them.

He needs to butter the toast before we do it.

by SlateLiv July 15, 2023

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan

Kurt's gone from minor roles to playing Morgan in Oppenheimer, a journey to the core of history man.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that guy playing Thomas Morgan?

Person 2: Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan, bro!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023