Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020
Get the Napoleon Dick Syndrome mug.When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
by clevername July 19, 2018
Get the Sean Connery Syndrome mug.After having a child:
One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.
The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.
Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.
Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.
One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.
The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.
Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.
Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.
Ex. 1- "Look at Brandy! She's slobbering!"
Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.
Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"
Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"
Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.
Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"
Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"
by LeBeautifulDisaster June 20, 2013
Get the New Mom Syndrome mug.Skibidi toilet syndrome or STS is a syndrome causing the victim to be afraid of bathroom appliances such as urinals or toilets. This usually occurs in young children. The fear usually stems from the short videos of “Skibidi Toilet” by youtube shorts user “DaFuq?Boom!” On YouTube.
Martha: Steve , check on Billy for me! He's supposed to be potty training.
Steve: He screams whenever I ask him to use the toilet. He said its a “skibidi toilet”, whatever that is.
Martha: I’d call it skibidi toilet syndrome.
Steve: He screams whenever I ask him to use the toilet. He said its a “skibidi toilet”, whatever that is.
Martha: I’d call it skibidi toilet syndrome.
by Cockashit September 16, 2023
Get the Skibidi toilet syndrome mug.Shy Shitter Syndrome, or SSS for short, is an epidemic that makes waves, or lack there of, around the world. People suffering from this terrible plaque have trouble taking a shit in public, or when people are around, making it very unpleasant for the sufferer and people they're with.
Ted: Dude, I gotta take a shit so bad.
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!
by LogoNinja August 13, 2014
Get the Shy Shitter Syndrome mug.Seeing a small bit of decency in someone who has otherwise been a bad person for the majority of their life.
Person 1: "Did you see Piers Morgan standing up to the Conservatives for rejecting free school meals for children?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."
by KingNatcho02 January 13, 2021
Get the Darth Vader Syndrome mug.1. When you see a cat that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.
2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute cat.
2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute cat.
1. Bartholomeow the Third: (hugging a cute cat a bit too tight)
Cat owner: Hey give me my cat back, creep.
2. Rosie: (to cat) Aww you're such a cute cat aww.
Robby: Um, I think you have Cute Cat Syndrome.
Cat owner: Hey give me my cat back, creep.
2. Rosie: (to cat) Aww you're such a cute cat aww.
Robby: Um, I think you have Cute Cat Syndrome.
by Consierd August 13, 2012
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