simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 4, 2024

Simp

Simps live up to 20-24 years 🤧. If your simp of a bf/gf is acting up give them a hug because they won’t have long left 🥲

My boyfriend is such a simp, he won’t leave me alone.

by Out Of Mind Out Of Sight June 9, 2022

Simp

You (someone who likes a person way to much)

Bro look he's a simp

by Stupid!! August 2, 2021

Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
-Candace Flynn

by Candace Flynn lover February 23, 2020

Backwords simp

When a guy is gay and simps for another gay guy and continues to leave all of his friends just to go fuck some bussy.

"damn hes backwords simping, he just left for some bussy"

by exodrynamixJT o February 10, 2021

Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 1, 2020

Simp

Not Jason Tyler

he’s a simp

by Yuhhhhhhy November 8, 2020