Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

Sus monkey

A monkey that is sus in hit 2018 game Among us, usually yellow

You (A stupid moron): The Sus monkey stole my girlfriend.
Friend: Is that a reference to the hit 2018 game Among us?

by KoolAidsHomosapien March 4, 2021

Swamp Monkey

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress

A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys

by Toad30712 April 10, 2021

Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021

monkey's banana

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013

Corner Monkey

A person who is pretty much a loner all by themself

Person 1: *sitting in the corner at a dance by themself*
Person 2: why are you such a corner monkey?
person 1: Deal with it biznitch

by HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY April 14, 2012

offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011