Squid face

Squid Face (n) Def: A person whose face is pastey and wet, flushed of color and whose eyes are glassed over usually as a result from light drinking or drug use.

Squid Face (n) Def: Someone who tells everyone how hardcore they are but get sloppy after a few beers and shots.

Squid Face (v) Def: The act of being squid faced. ex: He was so squid faced he sat there at the bar looking like a complete dipshit swaying back and forth spilling beer over himself as the waitress asked for him to pay for his hotwings.

Reed tells everyone he's a heavy drinker but when you go out for a beer he goes squid face after just two beers and is a complete fucking liability.

by DirtyWebster February 5, 2010

Sloppy Face

When you've had so much alcohol you turn into a dribbling mess, unable to comprehend life anymore!

Did you see Chris last night, he was all over the place. Such a sloppy face!

by Mich!Treach! December 15, 2011

Poker Face

The hottest song in America currently. Preformed by Lay GaGa, a pop goddess. Or playboy model.

A straight face that poker players try to keep.

Person 1: Have you seen that video for Poker face?
Person2: Yeah.

Person 1: Look at that guy. He couldn't keep a straight face if he wanted to.
Person 2: A poker face.

by Shannah Rose February 14, 2009

Poop Face

Darker, brownish/yellow/orange circles on the face particullary around the eyes and/or mouth.

That girl got some serious poop face... that sucks.

by poopfaceanonamyous June 16, 2010

Space Face

A sexual act performed in zero gravity. 1. Pull out. 2. Cum 3. Grab her by the ankles. 4. Swing her face first into your skeet.

I space faced Meredith last night. It was Awesome!

by capn chris July 5, 2009

Face AIDS

1. An insult to someones cleanliness.

2. An expression on boredom.

1. That girl is so dirty i bet she has face AIDS!

2. I've never been so bored in my life, I'd rather have face AIDS than be here!

by Mat Edwards August 16, 2007

What's That Face ?

The parent friendly version of the true meaning of WTF.

Boy: "WTF, Im So Bored Right Now !"

Dad: Being nosey & reading son's text "Boy, what does 'WTF' mean ?

Boy: "Uhm, What's That Face ? Duh..."

Dad: Oh okay.

by whomperss. November 21, 2009