cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016

Flying cock

The act of two heterosexual men sitting side by side in public when it is more practical to sit across from each other.

James and Ted received strange looks when they were flying cock during happy hour.

by Gallagher69 January 13, 2017

The Cock and Anchor

When you bang your girlfriend while she has a tampon in.

Brenda and I got pretty drunk after bar hopping last night. We didn't even realize until we woke up in the morning that we did The Cock And Anchor.

by RoyCoup November 16, 2012

Glow Cock

A light-skinned penis that when squeezed upon, temporarily shows a glow in the spot that it was squeezed in.

Squeeze that shit you slut! You like that glow cock!

by JizzerNaught July 7, 2012

Cock Locked

When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.

Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.

by Melhi September 6, 2013

Cock Yanking

Joking around. To pull one's leg, used by saying "I'm just yanking your cock!"

<<When using "Cock Yanking" you must reword to "Yanking your cock">>

John- I pre-ordered you a PS4 for your birthday!
Joey- Really?? i love you man! You're the BEST!
John- Nahhh, I was just yanking your cock! HAHA

by Monsieur Pomme De Terre September 17, 2013

Throats cock

The new and improved version of "sucks balls".

"How was the new Twilight movie?" "Throats cock! Just like all the other ones..."

"My school throats cock."

"I can't stand that guy; he throats cock so hard."

"Who's that slobbery cock throater?"

by CockThroater December 1, 2011