Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

butter knee

knees with fat on them that makes them look like melted butter; weird ass knees; fat knees

hey look at that girl's butter knee

by Winnielooplop August 4, 2017

buggery butter

A common sexual lubricant popular among metro-sexuals, altar boys, federal prisoners,and members of Parliament and their aides. Usually made from recycled deep-fryer oil.

"Pass the buggery butter Vic....I just hired a new personal assistant".

by Morris Rufus July 24, 2016

Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.

I just watched PEANUT BUTTER WHITE.

by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017

Butter

When something is fantastic

That’s so butter

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.

by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017