National Grab Ass Day

Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may

Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.

by spainsh April 30, 2024

National Sex Day

May 13th. This is the day you have to loose your virginity on while you’re sleeping over at your s/o’s house or cottage.

Liam: “Uhm Abby, check the date.”

Abby: “OMFG ITS NATIONAL SEX DAY!!! You already know what Katelyn and Ethan are doing later 😉”

by abbabobabba69 May 14, 2022

National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022

National suck dick day

When you ask for a girl to suck your dick

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day

by Angle guamen December 8, 2019

National students day

November 1st Is a day you get to boss teachers around because it’s National students day

Student: give me $100
Teacher:no
Student:it’s illegal to say that
Teacher:how

Student: it’s November 1st aka National students day
Teacher:oh crap here’s $100

by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023

National Fuck Day

what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real

person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"

by char_spring June 4, 2022

national post ur bsf day

july 5th ~ national post a good picture of ur bsf dayyy

1: “hey chicken butt,yk what td is??”
2: “uhh no sweet cheeks, what is it?”
1: “ NATIONAL POST UR BSF DAY”

by monkeyrive July 4, 2024