"Stop My Life" may be used as a phrase to describe a moment that is so incredibly amazing or hilarious that you need your life to stop so you can deal with its awesomeness.
(May be substituted for the phrase "OhEmGee")
(May be substituted for the phrase "OhEmGee")
An 85 year old woman wearing a gold jumpsuit, USA wristbands, and rocking out to Britney Spears is dancing outside your bedroom window.
"Whoa.. stop my life"
"Whoa.. stop my life"
by schweng September 6, 2009
Get the stop my life mug.1. To piss someone off extremely bad
2. (Verb) The act of pissing someone off. Dog refers to ones penis and the yanking of implies how uncomfortable it is when someone yanks it
3. A phrase often used to express frustration and anger
2. (Verb) The act of pissing someone off. Dog refers to ones penis and the yanking of implies how uncomfortable it is when someone yanks it
3. A phrase often used to express frustration and anger
PD2K: I let Bill borrow my car the other day and he forgot to take the parking brake off and drove all over town with it
Chode: Wow! I bet that yanked your dog
PD2K: Na bro. It really fucking yanked my dog
Chode: Wow! I bet that yanked your dog
PD2K: Na bro. It really fucking yanked my dog
by cornholous February 19, 2010
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The phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you're going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.
The origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
The phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you're going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.
The origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
by Homeboy[[ May 31, 2009
Get the Dry my lizard mug.dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?
I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night
I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night
by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009
Get the unload my bag mug.The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.
John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?
Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.
John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?
Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?
Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.
John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?
Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?
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