John

So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants

Bro he’s a John

by jdksexybeast1234 June 6, 2018

John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked from squad

by Cheech LLC October 27, 2021

john crow batty

John Crow Batty Rum is Jamaican over proof white rum that has a story, which conveys that, to drink this rum you should have a John Crow, a kind of vulture that eats decayed meat. So, it meant to say that your stomach have to be that strong to take this over proof rum from Jamaica.

Did you remember to get the John Crow Batty for todays party

by Ro.xzz July 10, 2023

john dillinger

listen buddy. this is a boss yahurd? he's the richest of them all and above all a fucking gangsta. they call him "da real trappa"

a bankrobber and popular gang leader from the early 1900's

hey have you seen john dillinger?

- na, he too rich to be seen

by xXx_SimSwap_EsexGod_xXx791 January 17, 2023

Frothy John and the Milky Boys

A very very popular band lead by hit singer Otis Lloyd! They are very popular amongst teens and senior citizens!

Person: In my opinion, frothy John and the milky boys were better with the two girls in the band.
Grandad: yeah but I tend to like that little ginger boy

by Wuhluhwuh2001 April 13, 2025

john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

John

Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.

Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut

Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!

Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.

by John99901 February 10, 2022