3 December

You are a gorgeous person who fucks every day and everyone is jealous about your girlfriends. You also make a lot of money and you have an enormous dick

Oh... He is born on 3 December... I hope he doesn't fuck my gf

by Johny53 November 22, 2021

December 25

It’s Christmas goddammit. What did you expect? Call your crush cute day? No it’s Christmas you dumbass

Person: Hey you know what today is😏
Person 2: what?
Person: it’s call your crush-
Person 2: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU DUMBASS

December 25 is Christmas omg-

by yourmommyscute October 28, 2021

December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023

douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.

dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010

December 3rd

National Kiss Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend day. This is the day to kiss, cuddle and hold your significant other

Me: what day is it today?
You: it's December 3rd, national kiss your boyfriend/Girlfriend day
Me:ahh cool

by SneakyNinja04 December 2, 2020

December 6th

National sneak out to blow your girls back out at night. She will fall inlove with you all over again. Don’t mess this up man.

December 6th is the best.

by I’malwayscorrect December 6, 2020

december 19

Today you have to fuck with your girlfriend while you're listening to 'La Vie en Rose' by Edith Piaf, because today is her birthday. The sex- session have to be very sensual and according to the rythm of the song.

hey, Martha, let's fuck slowly and gently, today it's december 19

by 110 c.c. August 23, 2019