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Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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That fucker guy

The guy that no one likes, but still talk to
by Waist_of_Sperm February 9, 2019
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Guy Pololich

A Russo- Israely ginger Youtuber that loves to talk about little kids and lives in The Peripheria. Guy Pololich was born on the 11 day to September along with his sister in the Nagorno Karabakh Republic to 2 happy parents: Nadav HaTzav, and Rhum. After their parents tamped Guy and her sister from their home, the 2 of them became adopted. Guy was adopted by a chinless monk, known as "LeafyIsHere", and his sister was adopted by a special IDF unit called "koakh Hardon".
Guy Pololich wants to hijack a plane and go to Migdaley Azliely
by CaptainKroopnik October 14, 2019
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Shy guy's 108 girlfriends

Shy guy's 108 girlfriends are a group of Shy guy's virtual girlfriends. They all are really friendly and don't mind sharing the same guy (lucky dude btw). They all have unique personalities. I won't describe everyone personally, because I don't want to descriminate someone. Lets just say: some of them need to visit church often and drink holy water, some drink too much coffee, some has weak stomach to kimchi, some can bend and nagotiate everything, some likes to eat cakes and are sweet as the cakes.

Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.
Holy shit, Shy guy's 108 girlfriends just posted more memes.
by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022
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Fall Guys

Playing fall guys is a weird way to express your homosexuality.
Tim: -Can I suck you off?
Jeff: -That's a weird way to say that you play fall guys
by Drake21canyoudosmthforme November 8, 2022
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Find Your Gundam Guy

A romance story that can be told in 4 photos. 1- random flex of obscure interest (Gundam) in your DMs, 2- DMs get better, 3- unexpectedly meeting and 4. pledging eternal love . Taken from the tweet by @mitsurutenma 11/22/17, retweeted 121k ๐Ÿค 388k
- I hate being single
-Donโ€™t worry , someday youโ€™ll Find Your Gundam Guy.
by jmjEagle November 22, 2022
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You Guys

Taylor Swift called her fans "you guys" instead of "swifties" which is her real fandom name. Also Tay called her fans sometimes as "friends" or lile her own child or kid.
Taylor Swift: You Guys makes me happy thank you for all of your support.
by Star Saint April 9, 2021
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