man cake

A mans unit or also otherwise known as his "junk"

"if you dont like it then you can suck my man cake"

by nowayofdeath October 01, 2011

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 27, 2016

Sewage Cake

Something that looks great on the outside, but is full of shit on the inside, like a cake filled with raw sewage.

I bought this book cause it looked great, but the story's awful. It's a complete sewage cake.

by Lilith Song August 31, 2015

bot cake

A store bought cake made by machines not human hand.
Typically dry and bland.

Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.

Bot cake Example: Mccain Deep'n Delicious

by Dangitbilly November 01, 2013

Cake mix

Street name / slang for the powder form of the drug fentanyl.

Yo bro, you got any cake mix for sale?

by L0s3rvill3 December 11, 2020

Cake hangover

When you eat too much cake at your birthday party and wake up feeling crappy

Guy 1: Girl 1's birthday party was bomb!
Guy 2: It was, but I heard she got a cake hangover.
Guy 2: That sucks.

by NotTuch October 24, 2022

cake on head

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.

Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."

by keeks July 30, 2005