Simp

A man who moves to shit hole high crime Tampa, leaving his family, his dreams, his goals, his boys all behind because his girl told him he has to!

“That simp bout to move to Ocala next!”

by OfficialChi April 9, 2022

Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

SIMP

S.I.M.P Mayonayse on an escalator goin up stairs gonna see yah later (Portrayed by Micle Jackky)

Hey look a SIMP

by deez seggy nuts April 12, 2022

SIMP

I love my wife tm syndrome. See John Mulaney for reference.

I love my wife so much.
Fucking simp

by Louvren April 12, 2022

I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

by BottomDop April 13, 2022

Simp Summer

You trying to start dating bunches of people during summer, either keeping one girl the entire summer or having multiple throughout the summer.

He's with his 9th girl this summer, he must be taking simp summer seriously

by Kirk Ligerson April 13, 2022

Richard simps

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.

Richard simps for everyone girl in class.

by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022