Monkey thumb

An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more

Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs

by Slang danga December 25, 2016

monkey rich

Used to describe someone who has AIDS/ is HIV positive.

That bitch has AIDS, that’s a monkey rich hoe!

by the special sock April 16, 2020

monkey's banana

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013

Corner Monkey

A person who is pretty much a loner all by themself

Person 1: *sitting in the corner at a dance by themself*
Person 2: why are you such a corner monkey?
person 1: Deal with it biznitch

by HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY April 14, 2012

offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

autizmo monkey

Someone who is sped beyond comprehension.

Example 1

Bert: Haa heehaa heehee boogers be yummy ooo mmm mmm mmmm yummy yummy yummy

Connor: Shut the fuck up you stupid ass autizmo monkey.

Example 2

Jake: Yo, there's 3 squads fighting at the congonguous building in the distance, I'ma go rush them

Steve: Ay bro, don't be an autizmo monkey pushing 3 squads.

by Papa Muey December 16, 2022

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023