Apt Fished

Short for Apartment Fished

I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.

Friend: Do you like your new apartment?

Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.

Friend: Wow, that sucks.

Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.

by DMitch February 16, 2021

Bone Fish Salad

Orally catching the ejaculate from inside the vagina or asshole creampie.

After I came in her snatch, she immediately jumped up, squatted over the other girl & drained her cum filled pussy in the other girls mouth giving her a bone fish salad.

by satanmtb October 25, 2011

Leather Fish

Odor females excrete from their lower abdomen while wearing leather pants and having accomplished some type of physical activity.

Damn G that girl had some serious leather fish going on when we dropped them droors.

by Prestoivich February 4, 2012

Puff-fishing

Blowing into a women's vagina

Johnny was puff-fishing Sally at the whore house

by Mfpapi April 21, 2021

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

Fish

A smell that is a used fanny.

God Hanna Stunk of Fish Last Night. I think I got sloppy seconds!

by Tyler.a725 November 28, 2019

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020