Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

selection box

A whore

Your mum is a selection box

Loads of different chocolate in her box

by Kkbutterfly February 28, 2023

Twat box

The female version of a douchebag

"Ugh I can't stand being around that girl, she's such a twat box"

by Smartditz May 11, 2014

Juice Box

A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.

Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.

Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.

Valerie: What the hell does that mean?

Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

Ma’s Box

A derogatory term used for one’s mother’s vagina.

Person A: “You smell.”
Person B: “Ya Ma’s Box!”

by BigMammal94 August 8, 2018

Inflatable Box

An inflatable box is a slang term referring to an inflatable sex toy designed to mimic female human anatomy, often featuring a synthetic orifice (commonly a fake vagina) for sexual use.

"Dave tried to convince everyone that his inflatable box was just a gag gift, but no one believed him after spotting it in his bedroom."

by TCDP December 31, 2024

X-box

GAY PEICE OF SHITE CONSOL THAT RIP OFF PLAYSTATION

“Oi Matt ay x-bop players r gay”
“HAYYYYYY I PLAY X-BOX…
SO DO U”
HECK

by Sick_anti_vax_kid June 15, 2019