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Chilean Miner Syndrome

The condition where heterosexual males become sexually aroused by members of the same sex after experiencing long periods of time without females in their immediate environment.
Sean: Dude, there's only guys here on this camping trip.

Michael: Yeah, I know, we're in danger of succumbing to Chilean Miner Syndrome at this rate.
by Mr Redmond January 3, 2011
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Hysterical Mexican Syndrome

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (HMS) A member of the Hispanic community whom over reacts to any situation, emergent or non emergent, which results in hyperventilation, crying, yelling, faking unresponsiveness, and abuse of the 911 system.
Maria called 911 because her baby threw up. Maria was treated for hyperventilation s/p Hysterical Mexican Syndrome, the kid was given a Tylenol.
by Killtankbts November 8, 2012
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Confused Asian Syndrome

Abbr: CAS

CAS is characterized by general confusion and lost feeling whilst performing everyday activities. Very common in Asians who are "fresh off the boat"

Though there have been cases in Asian American families second to fourth generation, suggesting that it is somehow hereditary.
Teacher: Do you understand what I just said?

Confused Asian: Yes.

T: What did I just say?

CA: (Stares blankly for a bit) What?

Nearby Student: (Whispers) Classic case of Confused Asian Syndrome
by TryDelt December 14, 2010
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Nice Guy Syndrome

A annoying mental condition in which a heterosexual man concocts over simplified ideas why women aren’t flocking to him in droves. Typically this male will whine and complain about how women never want to date them because he is “too nice” or that he is average in appearance. He often targets a woman who is already in a relationship; misrepresenting his intentions of wanting to be her friend and having the expectation that he is owed more than friendship because he is such a good listener. He is prone to brooding over this and passive aggressive behavior.

He is too stupid to realize the reason women don’t find him attractive is because he feels sorry for himself, he concludes that women like to be treated like shit.
Nice Guy Syndrome is one reason why I don't try to make friends with heterosexual men.

Men who suffer from NGS vary from the angst filled teenager with no date on friday night to the 49 year old man who has never been married or had a meaningful relationship with a woman.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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bitch dependency syndrome

A serious ailment that affect many weak men. It is an unhealthy dependency to a woman and the inability to hit a bitch. It can seriously disrupt your health, your social life and even your money.
Man with bitch dependency syndrome: I love my wife <3<3<3 xxoxoxo
Homie: nigga, u a bitch
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
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Short Nigga Syndrome

The dying need for a short nigga to appear more masculine or bold, giving the false reality that ur better than everyone else.
"aye bruh why he always be talking crazy?"

"oh him, he got short nigga syndrome."

"what's that?"

"basically his ego dont match his body"

"Oooooh dang, thats sad bro"
by Short Nigga Syndrome July 9, 2021
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