Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020

Déjà-poops

When you go to a restaurant and order a dish you know will give you the shits but you do it anyway.

Hell yes I’m ordering the chicken Alfredo I don’t even care that it gives me the déjà-poops

by JonseyJ February 25, 2022

Poop

Poop

Poop

by Sallyface April 4, 2021

poop in the butt

Money in the hand

Do I even have to explain POOP IN THE BUTT= MONEY IN THE HAND

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Poop confetti

Aka, dingleberries. The tiny balls of toilet paper left behind when wiping.

"Dad, Kai's poop confetti is floating in the bathtub."

by Clickbyclick October 13, 2016

Poop or poopy?

A phrase that dumb kids who say dumb stuff use to fit in with other people

A n o t h e r c h a n c e or poop or poopy?

by bsjsjshusbebebd October 18, 2021

Goldfish poop

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.

Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.

by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023