shit-fucked

when something is really fucked up

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.

by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009

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Shit Platter

A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.

The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.

Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?

Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!

by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009

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shit for luck

Extremely bad luck.

guy1: Bro, my car got impounded!
guy2: Well, don't you have shit for luck.

by Nic Grossie June 2, 2008

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Shit a stick

Variation on "have a cow"

Ryan: Dude, why did you eat my last damn Poptart?!
Alex: Dont shit a stick man, i dident know it was your last one!

by Hammie V. October 8, 2008

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boyle shit

the telling of an obviously fictional event as though it really happened to you, and then standing by that lie no matter what evedence is presented to prove you wrong.

Tim: "Did you know that Chris has a Master's Degree in Metallurgy?"
Dennis: "That is some Boyle Shit! He also said that he got it from a community college that doesn't have anything to do with metallurgy and only offers associates degrees."

by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008

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