by nowayofdeath October 01, 2011
to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool
"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
by TheRealCaylo May 27, 2016
Something that looks great on the outside, but is full of shit on the inside, like a cake filled with raw sewage.
by Lilith Song August 31, 2015
A store bought cake made by machines not human hand.
Typically dry and bland.
Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.
Typically dry and bland.
Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.
by Dangitbilly November 01, 2013
Uses food stamps to buy rims and tires (gets repoed shortly after) pulls in parking spots so bad makes me wish his dad would have pulled out listens to melly and jadayougan and has a cock the size of mike Tyson’s forearm
Sierra: did you see that guy
Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong
Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake
Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong
Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake
by Dream daddy d April 14, 2019
A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.
by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020
by BlackAssNiggerJew November 28, 2017