Patty Cake

When she gets shit face wasted and pisses herself while playing patty cake on the porch.

“Patty cake patty cake bakers man”

by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester February 28, 2017

monkey cakes

Monkey Buttcheaks

Let me squeeze those Monkey cakes

by Wichapoocha gang May 21, 2020

Cake

A stack of cash.

A : Wassup bro, do u wanna to bar?
B : Sorry, today I don't have any cake

by Hellaslit March 23, 2020

Cake Bombing

When you have no friends to Love Bomb, you will instead Cake Bomb to gain friends in order to Love Bomb. Cake Bombing is about producing and sharing an extremely large amount of baked goods with people you don't know, until they become your friends.

That new guy sure is desperate bringing these cakes to this pub crawl, the ladies are fawning all over him, it's making me extremely jealous of all that attention he's getting, perhaps I should try cake bombing myself.

by Mushroom_Mycelium February 23, 2024

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

pune cake

Where a man busts not in but around the vagina and makes the vagina to where it isn’t visible

Pune cake

by Jerry-is-harry206 November 28, 2017