Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.

Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.

by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025

Chocolate

Just objectively the best thing ever

Yo I got some chocolate
My favourite flavour of ice cream is Chocolate

by The Pasta Man October 24, 2020

Chocolate Pedicure

When during intercourse, you insert your big toe into your partner’s anus.

My gf wanted to get her nails done, but we were broke, so I offered her a chocolate pedicure.

by Wizardbutter September 26, 2021

Chocolate dipped timbit

When you shove your balls inside her bootyhole

Hey man last night I was fucking hammered and I just decided it was a good idea to get a chocolate dipped timbit

by Mastral March 22, 2017

Italian Chocolate Freezie

A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.

by davidkones May 17, 2014

Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.

I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.

by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021