Butters

OMG I LOVE HIM BUTTERS IS THE SWEETEST MORE ADORABLE CHILD EVER I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM OMG IM GOING TO STEAL HIM

BUTTERS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER

by I wanna commit arson April 19, 2022

Jew Butter

When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.

(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?

(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.

by Elephantboy23 April 20, 2022

Toe butter

A cream that contains nifedipine and pentoxyphylline that is prescribed for a variety of vascular conditions that affect the toes. This toe butter has been found to improve pain and blood flow to the toes in conditions like Raynauds, COVID toes, and scleroderma.

Toe butter is the only treatment that has helped my COVID toes.

by Everythingdonut January 25, 2022

Butter cat

The opposite of a milkshake duck. A viral person that later turns out to have really good views. Named after Jorts the cat.

"I was hoping bean dad was going to be a butter cat, but he was a milkshake duck."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."

by Wooshie January 25, 2022

Nathan's butter

An establishment recognised by some of the worlds top culinary experts, this secret gem hiding in the densely populated areas of Southall specializes in serving high top quality century egg butter. Butter was invented here, the food contains so much energy it can be used as a nuclear fuel rod. The greasy mass is happily consumed by locals and many Fortune 100 CEO's book and eat here. The owner is a jolly person named Nathan, his secret recipe to making the flavourless and creamy butter is with his elbow grease. Nathan was once a desperate person seeking to make a living, he was inspired to make Nathan's butter when he watched Nikocado Avocado. His business has been flourishing since and he has seen a huge return on his investment. He does not need to work a day in his life. In addition to the high quality food, the building has a centralised air conditioning made by Sony.

"Sorry I cant come to Walters funeral!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I have booked a table at Nathan's butter"
"I dearly apologise, please bring some butter back"

by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022

Peanut Butter Person

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.

what’s the wretched smell ?
smells like a Peanut Butter Person to me

by ball destroyer February 2, 2022

Peanut Butter Mouth

When your mouth is full of peanut butter.

"Enh-huh-huhhh-manh-huh-eh, sorry I have peanut butter mouth"

by AwesomeFartyParty66 February 3, 2022