by wizzkind January 7, 2012
Get the off your cadoova mug.A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.
The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.
*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.
*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
by no_this_guy March 3, 2011
Get the Your mum's watching! mug.A phrase generally used as a threat. The origin of this word is unknown, but it is generally used from male to male. It threatens the act of homosexual oral anal sex within the straight guy community.
by FHN_Nathan March 5, 2011
Get the Mouth Your Ass mug.The act of rushing to go out of ones way for something or someone. To go out of one's way for.
Originally heard in from Clint Eastwood (Dave) in the movie Play Misty For Me albeit sarcastically.
Originally heard in from Clint Eastwood (Dave) in the movie Play Misty For Me albeit sarcastically.
Sgt. McCallum: Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.
Dave: When.
Sgt. McCallum: A week.
Dave: Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
Dave: When.
Sgt. McCallum: A week.
Dave: Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
by Nanoforge March 20, 2011
Get the Broke your ass mug.A switching of the first letter sounds in the first and last words of "chill your nuts."
Used to tell someone to calm down. Also it is in the same class as nill your chipples.
Used to tell someone to calm down. Also it is in the same class as nill your chipples.
Late Guy: "I'm gonna be late for that concert!"
Instigator: "Your mom was late after I was through with her."
Late Guy: (ALL CAPS RAGE) "RAAAAAWGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Instigator: "Dude, nill your chuts!"
Instigator: "Your mom was late after I was through with her."
Late Guy: (ALL CAPS RAGE) "RAAAAAWGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Instigator: "Dude, nill your chuts!"
by mrrandom2277 July 8, 2011
Get the nill your chuts mug.(archaic) to calm down, relax,take it easy, let go of a situation. Derived from a time fast cars had dual exhausts to alleviate back pressure from the cylinders
Cool your duals dude. We ain't fighting Lincoln Place over a broad. They have Big Boy with them and he can kick the shit out of all of us by himself.
by John Toxey June 28, 2011
Get the cool your duals mug.-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals
-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked
-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked
by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011
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