Beaned

When someone is so stoned there eyes are puffy and red they’re beaned

He smoked 2 grams and now he’s beaned

by September 14, 2020

Beaned

A synonym for being quite high

Lee was beaned last night

by Bhooper1 January 04, 2023

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 08, 2019

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 08, 2019

Beaned

Getting ghosted and blocked without warning by a close friend/lover after they start talking to someone new.

Yeah, she started talking to her ex again and Beaned me

by CyanSorrow February 26, 2022

Beaned

When your crush or the person you've just asked out says that she has a boyfriend but I dont want to date him anymore.

"Yeah I got a boyfriend but ion wanna date him anymore, Damn dude you got beaned!!"

by Eatdatp445 September 26, 2019

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019