shit in the fridge

A phrase used to describe a siuation where you'd rather do something else than that expected..

For example:

Hitchhike: "Hey Phillip, can you take me home?"

Phillip: Shit in the fridge mate

by Tzas July 22, 2017

familia shit

The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.

Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.

What's up Greg?

My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.

Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.

by StewieG Wannabe December 1, 2009

shit-cocks!

A pretty damn effective expletive that can be used in times of frustration, anger or in the middle of grammar class.

Oh shit-cocks! that asshole just cut me off.

by invincible_fang01 May 1, 2008

emotional shit

Things that are sensitive and touching to the mind, but lack significance in reality, such as pitiful memories, obsession about people or things, or an episode in a drama or anime that focuses on someone's past.

There's some emotional shit in almost every episode of Naruto.

by tonyshawk July 29, 2014

Shit Runt

Geezer who does not deliver my pills on time

Oi shit runt wheres my fucking E's???

by Shit Runt Kicker May 31, 2009

Shit Dogger

That little clump of hot ash that shoots quickly into the back of your throat through your one hitter or pipe when your smoking the last hit of marijuana and pull too hard.

<cough> <cough> Ugg, I just got the shit dogger.

by bosstone75 January 7, 2011

Gunner Shits

Shit that comes out at mach speed, in the form of small,solid,individual turds in a rapid fire fashion, and usually splashes water on you're ass hole.

I had the gunner shits this morning and I got splashed like 20 times.

by Blunts and Cuntz December 5, 2009