Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

Box like a fish

Where you are absolutely cracked at life and shot on minorities

I am a box like a fish at pife

by Skatadoododoo December 25, 2020

Whore Box

Slang for vagina. Popularized by Diesel Dongs (2007).

Use your monster cock to stretch out my whore box!

by StraightOuttaTiltedTowers June 26, 2024

eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.

Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.

by Cumtown April 9, 2024

juke box mode

when you are so buzzed, you use song lyrics to speak to people, in order to get your point across

dude I told Daisy that " the waiting was the hardest part.." and that ". every day she gains another yard." then I said ". every rose has its thorn.".. then I told her ". groove is in the heart." I was in total juke box mode that night. she was too she told me "take me home tonight." juke box mode can be good

by jrbsunvalley September 11, 2010

boxed

dumb

what time is our lunch

i’m not sure

you’re so boxed

by skibidi man863964 November 17, 2024