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hot lunch

1. n. A meal in between 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. that is significantly warmer than room temperature.
2. v. The act of giving head to a man that is currently taking a shit.
1. Pizza
2. Blow your load two differnt ways at once!
by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005
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Hot Box

Waiting until there is at least 4 people in an elevator (including you) and releasing a very dry fart
I just came out of the elevator and someone hot box'd me
by Drewsuf33 July 9, 2011
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hot buns

When a male or female has their butt on the hood of the car on a hot summer day or after the engine of the car has warmed up the hood. In most cases a male will put a girl on the hood of the car and have sex or just kiss.
Last night I put this girl on my hood of my car and had sex, she complained afterwards about her butt being hot from the engine heat, she had hot buns you could say.
by Frank Mancuso November 5, 2009
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Hot Stove

Term used to describe a person who you are tempted to hook up with despite all logic and reasoning pointing to it being a poor decision. The term draws its origin to when you tell young children not to touch a hot stove but they do anyway and burn their hand. Examples include friend's sisters/brothers, co-workers/bosses, neighbors, roommates, family friend, friend's ex's, etc.
Jeff's crazy sister is a total hot stove to me. She's so hot but I know if we hooked up that it would result in a lifetime of drama.
by James Kellogg May 19, 2008
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Hot tamale

The womens version of hot lips houlahan.

When you're about to go down on your male partner, put hot sauce in your mouth to heat up the mood.
I gave steve a hot tamale, I hope it doesn't sting when he pees!
by Tevenator October 8, 2009
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Connect the hots

As a joke with your mates, stalking a hot girl by slowly driving behind her as she walks, until a hotter girl is found, and the same is done.
"Ah yeah dude, I was playing connect the hots earlier, found this really hot chick, but then she turned the corner of a road and started running like a melt, fucking hilarious man"
"Ah man we should totally play that later, definitely should do it drunk as well, creep the fuck out of some fit ass birds"

-Also a reference to the recent scandal by Roosterteeth/AchievementHunter members in which connect the hots was played and discussed in a video (which was then taking down) but was then followed by much outrage.
by SluttusMcWhorus June 13, 2013
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hot pocket

Firstly a tight seal must be created- the male covers the vagina with his butthole. This is essential. Next the male emits a fart that MUST BE gassy and hot into the vagina. The desired effect mimics that of a microwaved hot pocket where the bag expands. After completing the emission the male quickly covers the vagina with his hand (as to maintain the seal). At that point he performs cunilingus.
(Girl bragging to friend)
My boyfriend loves me so much that he gave me a hot pocket while we were watching the Wonder Years
by salingersports May 8, 2008
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