Water Bug

a girl that goes on the boat with a different dude every weekend

“ damn girl, you done turned from a mud cricket to a water bug, smh”

by dontwrryboutitlove June 10, 2021

Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022

Dog water

A player who sucks at Fortnite and has terrible aim so he can't get any kills.

Bro why are you searching yourself up? Dog water!

by SillySalleh December 24, 2021

Water

Something that is not in Africa

There is no water in africa

by YourLocalDruggggDealer December 11, 2021

Lunch Water

A cool, crisp beer consumed during mid-day meal. This term is usually used as a euphemism for said beverage in situations where alcohol consumption may be frowned upon or prohibited, such as in the middle of the workday at a stuffy office, operating heavy machinery, or during military or other public duties. A lunch water is typically a lighter variety of beer, such as a lager, gose, or session IPA that has a lighter flavor profile and alcohol content to avoid detection by supervisors or narcs. Common consumption locations for lunch waters include the back offices of mechanics shops, cubicle desks, military barracks, and Chili’s.

“Barry, Jim, Emily, and I are heading to Chili’s to grab a few lunch waters at noon, want to join?”

by Lunch Water Enthusiast November 7, 2025

waters not wet

not stating the obvious

“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

by lozgx April 27, 2021

Water

Why would you look up water on ud. go and do something with your life like going to disney world, go watch twd, play fallout new vegas. now fuck off

You need water to survive

by AffectionateBananaa January 23, 2021