Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting

Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!

by SXNNY July 9, 2020

blue line energy

Similar to crack head energy, gives you an uneasy feeling as if you had encountered them on the last train downtown

"Did you see that chick arguing with a orange!"
"Yeah she had strong blue line energy!"

by Alternate name December 20, 2019

Blue Martini Bitches

The female audience on the dance floor that collectively share the same verbal phrases and visual characteristics. Phrases included but are not limited to “YAAASSS THIS IS MY SONG” or “OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SOOOONGG” once the song shortly plays long enough to become identifiable and coincidentally being the fifth song of theirs in the last half hour. These females are most identifiable with hot Cheetos stains on two fingers and wearing a dress at least 2 sizes smaller than their actual size.

When Angie loses her hearing on the dance floor because a group of Blue Martini bitches excitingly scream to a Bad Bunny song intro playing for the third time that night.

by Alcohol loves Angie January 26, 2022

Chesapeake Blue Crabs

The unfortunate event of having both crabs and blue waffles at the same time

Fuck man, I knew I shouldn't have fucked that whore last night she gave me Chesapeake Blue Crabs

by thesurferdude223 November 9, 2017

blue-collar ballet

Professional wrestling (perhaps because most matches have predetermined outcomes)

I don't care for blue-collar ballet.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2011

Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.

"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"

by jdrummerb December 13, 2014

Blue Collar Ballerinas

A common sub-species of stripper, native to parts with high unemployment rates and trailer parks. Usually the worst kind of stripper.

"Hey man, want to Beavers?"
"Fuck no, that place is filled with blue collar ballerinas!"

by cat_master1985 August 10, 2015