Sorbet Slap

When you save your jizz, use it to make sorbet and then slap her in the face with it.

My girl loves that sorbet slap, ice cold jizz and then the hot sting from me slapping her.

by The_Raven_ July 19, 2019

Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

SLAP

Acronym for “Sounds Like A Plan”

A fun enthusiastic but short response to a proposed plan.

Cole: Let’s get beers after work today!

Andi: SLAP

by Urbandiclover July 23, 2021

slapping a ferret

Going to the bathroom.

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.

by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022

Slap ass friday

Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith

*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠

by Slapper of ass February 4, 2021

Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower

My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020

Slap the clown

Subtle alternative to "jerk off".

Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!

by PierreVelez March 19, 2019